A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it. No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him. I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash. I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before. The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision. I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull. My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back. I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end. A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.
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One of the accidents entitled “The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal” reminds me of an accident that one of my friends had in the past. I think the accident took place when I was in 8th or 9th grade. Two of my friends and I were about to go home from school when friend A (who owns the car and was giving Friend B and I a lift) suggested that we should stop by Indomaret on the way home. Since it we ran around the track field on that day because of the P.E class we thought the idea was brilliant because we can stop by Indomaret for a drink or some snacks. When we arrived at the Indomaret, my other friend (Friend B), without looking around, opened the car door. Although he was warned by Friend A’s driver that an angkot (a public transport) was approaching, Friend B, acting as ignorant as he always is, still opened the door. As soon as he opened the door, the angkot who was approaching at a great speed, collided with Friend A’s car door, opened by Friend B. The door opened 180 degrees to the front and slammed the driver’s door. Unfortunately, Friend B got away from the accident with no scratch. However, the car was badly damaged. Friend A and I were shocked that we didn’t say anything for one minute except staring at each other as well as the door. Because of the accident, we decided that it was best for us to just went home and cancel our visit to Indomaret. I, who was sitting quietly next to Friend B, decided that maybe it’s better for me to just walk home since the car was in a very terrible condition (the driver had to tie the door with the seatbelt to keep the door in place and preventing it to open 180 degrees to the front. Well, that was one out of many car accidents that I indirectly experienced in my life.
ReplyDeleteA compilation of some very bizarre accidents. A lot of these accidents must have happened under some influence may it be alcohol or narcotics. Few of these reports make no sense and would be a terrible lie, so why would these be the stories that are told? "an invisible car came out of nowhere struck my car, then vanished"? "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him"? These are clearly the words of a person who is not thinking straight which is why we shouldn't be driving while under the influence. Some of these are actually hilarious, even though it is bad to laugh at someone's misfortune. "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have". "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window". You have to admit, you can't make these things up.
ReplyDeleteI would say that I understand people are writing these reports in a state of panic; yet, I can not help myself, I must say that some of them are just incredibly hilarious. This one for instance “Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.” it would be such a silly mistake entering into the wrong house,and hitting their tree. “I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.” the very description on the accident is just spot on. “I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window.” And this one is just such a nightmare to have. “In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.” totally worth the car. In the end I have to say that it would be such a nightmare if any of this happened to us.
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